Added: Dec 20, 2007
From: Smakgakgak
Duration: 4:53
Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! OMG 10 MILLION VIEWS, THANK YOU ALL! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That's when I got shot in the ass by the US Military... [it's not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs U.S. soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I'll kill you... I KILL YOUOUOU! Thanks for the text, DJKrazim :) PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information! #12 - Most Discussed (All Time) #1 - Most Discussed (All Time) - Humor #5 - Most Viewed (All Time) #44 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #2 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Humor #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) #18 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Favorites (All Time) - Humor #3 - Top Rated (All Time) #36 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor - Wereldwijd #1 - Top Rated (All Time) - Humor
Channel: Comedy
Tags: achmed bomb christmas dead dunham jeff jingle sing song terrorist the
Rating: 4.91 (62927 ratings) Views: 16005332' favoriteCount='124133 Comments: 21872
lswordmaster Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - SILENCE night... Hahaha
Immeistert Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - My nuts keep falling off!
pezzer757 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - i love this vidio its sic
amanda3685 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - It's not Christmas anymore but who cares. Everytime I watch this video I laugh my ass off.
mettekatrine Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - haahahhaha, genialt xD
snowtiger96 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - i luv this
xxsplungexx Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - AHHH!!!! "Guitar Guy" Is Brian Elwin Haner's dad!! ^^ (Synyster Gates from Avenged Sevenfold, lead guitarist)
QuiGonFan Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - SILENCE night
kie806 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - "u racist bastard" :L makes me laugh everytime
ixhavexissuses Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - this is ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy and my nuts fell off thats halariuos
FroobRadio Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - Lol. Synyster Gates is Brian Haner Jr. :P Guitar Guy is Papa Gates or Brian Haner Sr.
CherryTripping Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - SILENCE! Night.
raggmanss Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - muslims wont find it funny coz there all brain washed stupd fucking cunts
queenkiki8 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - is guitar guy jeff's brother they get along so well
queenkiki8 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - hi hi hi hi hi i love guitar guy he puts up with the humility so well
Aprilbreezzz Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - ǝqıɹɔsqns ɹo (: sʇuǝɯɯoɔ uı ʞsɐ puɐ lǝuuɐɥɔ ʎɯ ʇısıʌ sıɥʇ ǝʞıl ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ʍoɥ uɹɐǝl ɐuuɐʍ n ɟı ʍʇq puɐ (؛ oǝpıʌ sıɥʇ ǝʌol ı zlol
joemamalives Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - Santa vs Chuck Norris ?! Search for " Way of the Santa ! "
supersweet077 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - thats not very nice to talk about other religions like that if you are Christian you should know that all roads lead to god anyways
supersweet077 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - hellz yeah!
flyguy2300 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - everyone is going to hell because all the religions say if your not their religion you go to hell thats why im atheist
muziklover083 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - I found out yesterday that Guitar Guy's son is the guitarist from A7X, Synyster Gates
Emikero Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - ppl would die truing to read it.lol. thats why i can read upside down and back to front. and mirror image, pig latin umm, im working on reading with my eyes shut, so yeah. XD
sora22222222 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - i love this song! I am a 4th grader i love rated m games and i use this song to annoy them they should love it!! ~Caroline D Lodge
bunnyluv41 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - And then my favorite - SILENCE!! Night .. hahahahahaha ..
cmh96 Says:
Jan 8, 2009 - Ha ha i kill u